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Monday, October 25, 2004

Baron's Brain: It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's The War On Terror

After months of listening to Fearless Leader (President Bush, in case you wondered) declare how "werr winning the war on terr" a recent interview with Fox News found him stating that whether we will ever be safe from terrorists is "up in the air." Well, honesty is a beautiful thing. So, in all fairness, The Brain has come up with similar empty cliches to assist our verbally challenged Prez to respond to press questions on Iraq:
It ain't over till it's over
It ain't over till the fat lady sings
There's still plenty of time left
It could go either way
It's touch and go
Anything's possible
The glass is both half empty AND half full
Let me check my calendar
Hey, you never know. Stuff happens.
The Brain firmly believes that with responses like these, and with his spin team, Bush should be able to continue his confusing, "leave the public in a state of shock, awe and disbelief" form of oratory for at least another week.


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