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Friday, October 29, 2004

Baron's Brain: Something To Think About

And now, The Brain's brain is beginning to resemble jello prepared by two-year olds. Osama is back and the Bush administration, as well as the American people, are wondering if it's a good thing or a bad. When The Brain says good, The Brain means are people like Karl Rove (more likely) or Mary Beth Cahill (less likely) wringing their hands and giggling in a corner. Will this tip the election? Does his appearance place another cock into the fighting ring?

Let The Brain point this out. There was a time, rather recent, that the Prez was telling us that OBL was an itch we didn't have to scratch:
Deep in my heart I know the man is on the run, if he's alive at all. Who knows if he's hiding in some cave or not; we haven't heard from him in a long time. And the idea of focusing on one person is -- really indicates to me people don't understand the scope of the mission. Terror is bigger than one person. And he's just -- he's a person who's now been marginalized. His network, his host government has been destroyed. He's the ultimate parasite who found weakness, exploited it, and met his match. So I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him.
Well, The Brain has this to say. The Brain remembers the movie Jaws. And you know what? When those fishermen thought they caught the shark, they didn't. And those people that ran that town didn't think all that much about whether it was the right shark or not. And you know what happened to them? Their children were eaten. So, you can support the mayor of that town (Bush) and be pissed off at the kids who should be hung from their Buster Browns for defacing a billboard. Or, you can support the police Chief (Kerry) who thinks that the shark is going to eat the whole town unless you do something intelligent about it. That's what this election is all about. Thank you.

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