Tomorrow, We Begin Sacrificing Virgins
The Peach woke up this morning to this headline. It seems Governor Mike Huckabee (sounds like Huckleberry) plans on converting his nuptial vows into a covenant marriage, whatever that is. The Peach is a bit confused by all of this. The Gov says that he and wifey are doing this because it will make it more difficult to get divorced. But Hucky-poo, does that mean being just married means you were planning on getting D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D? Is this similar to double-daring someone? Does a covenant marriage mean you are more married than you were before?
The fact that this was actually newsworthy has The Peach hearing the humming of "Onward Christian Soldiers". It seems the re-election of Bush has opened the doors of the Christian asylum and the lunatics are positioning themselves for take over. The Peach can smell the burning of witches already.