The Truth Is Out: They Really Are Dumber
A recent chart published by bangedup.com demonstrates what The Peach has believed all along. Those red-staters really are dumber. Based on some arcane calculation of SAT scores, the chart shows that 26 states that went for Bush were also the bottom 26 states on the IQ scale. Well, Bushies may argue, there must be some red-states in the upper bracket. The answer: no. The 16 highest-IQ states all voted for Kerry. The remaining eight states alternated positions in the middle. The Peach only has this to say to those Republicans who claim to be MENSA members and other similar nonsense: how does it feel to be bathing in the swill with toothless Cletus from Backwardville, Ignorama.