Baron's Brain: God on Our Side
Coincidence or divine retribution? Is Jerry Falwell right, that God strikes for political reasons? That's the question many of us ruminators are asking even as Hurricane Jeanne storms toward the eastern coast of Florida. Is God ticked off at Floridians and is he politically motivated? Well, thank God for Bob Morris. Apparently, Mr. Morris mapped the track of Charley, Frances and Ivan and, lo and behold, look what he discovered. All three hurricanes smote only counties that went Bush in 2000. So maybe God isn't the right-wing conservative that so many right-wing conservatives like to paint him as. Maybe, he is just like you and me when it comes to smelling a rat. I have only this to say to the people of Florida: watch your hanging chads and vote for Kerry. God's watching and he has a few more hurricanes up his sleeve.