As Long As They're Our Terrorists
There's no need to be worried about any Homeland Security investigators knocking at your door as long as you maintain a right-wing, pro NRA, Christian stance. According to this article, as long as you're right-wing you are more than likely not considered any form of terrorist threat.
It seems that HSD doesn't deem extreme-right wing militia members, white supremacists, survivalists, or lunatic supporters of Timothy McVeigh,Terry Nichols, Eric Rudolph, Matthew Hale and others of their ilk as a danger to the American people.
On the other hand, if you're an animal-loving, tree-hugging lefty, well that's another story. The recent HSD internal document lists the Animal Liberation Front and the Earth Liberation Front as domestic terror threats.
The Peach feels that it was only a matter of time before the Bush administration expanded its list of terrorists to include those people who not only oppose him, but also don't even vote Republican. It just goes to show that as long as you're voting for them this administration will just look the other way.