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Friday, July 29, 2005

Baron's Brain: The War . . . er. . . Conflict . . . uh . . . Battle. . . um?

To prove the old adage "when things look bad, change the title" still applies, Bush is now dropping the slogan "war on terror" in favor of the user friendly and more applicable "global struggle against violent extremism" or what will now be known as the GSAVE.

The Brain sees this as being along the lines of the California/Anaheim/Los Angeles Angels looking for a name that gives them greater selling power or the Washington Bullets becoming the Washington Wizards, because, well, bullets kill and we all know how great wizards are.

In any case The Brain thought up a few more slogans for future consideration:
The quest to dispose of those we detest

The fracas in Iraq-as

The fight-a against Al-qaeda

Our religion is better than your religion
The confrontation between those who are generally right against those who are in the minority and therefore wrong (also known as CBTWGRATWMTW, phew).

Rock the casbah (The Brain is a huge Clash fan and this slogan would come with its own theme song)

Can't we all get along?

Hey, what's your problem?
If anyone has any other suggestions The Brain would love to hear them.


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