And The Cubs Will Win The World Series
Proving that his brain is still on vacation, Bush made the delusional announcement today that Israel defeated Hezbollah in their month long Middle East war. He then commented on Hezbollah's claims of victory, in his typical pot-calling-the-kettle-black fashion, by saying that Hezbollah has (are you ready for this) "a fantastic propaganda machine, and they're claiming victories." Doesn't a line like that just set off all the hypocrisy bells in the world.
What makes all of this even more bizarre is that while Bush was making his fantastical proclamation, PM Olmert declared the offensive to have suffered "shortcomings" and a poll of Israelis found that 52% felt Israeli forces had been unsuccessful in its Lebanon offensive.
It's times like this that The Peach wants to take a deep look inside Bush's ear and see if anythings moving in all them cobwebs.