The Future Son-in-Law
Levi Johnston is the father of Bristol's baby. In his Myspace page, Levi states:
"I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."
"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."
Just your everyday teenager looking for a room at the White House.