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Friday, September 26, 2008

McCain't Top 10 Questions at Economic Summit


Ala David Letterman, The Peach thought it would list the top 10 questions John McCain asked at the Economic Crisis Summit.

10) Didn't someone say there was going to be donuts at this thing?

9) If Letterman calls, can you tell him I was here all the time?

8) Does Freddie Mac deliver?

7) Did you change the wallpaper in here or something?

6) What's that colored fella doing at the other end of the table?

5) And from here I'm going to which room?

4) Can we use the word "fundamental" somewhere in this bill?

3) What time do I have to be at that pesky debate thingy?

2) Who am I, what am I doing here?

and the Number 1 question:

1) Where's Sarah?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Campbell Brown Smackdown

The Peach loooooooooves Campbell Brown. You go girl! Don't take no stuff from no one.

Palin's Sack of Caribou S**t

While Sarah Palin continues to lie about the "Bridge to Nowhere," it seems that its substitute, the soon to be infamous "Road to Nowhere," has just been completed.

This road replaced the bridge at a cost of a cool $223 million of federal money because, according to Palinists, the contract had already been signed. So, instead of a bridge connecting the city of Ketchikan to the airport on Gravina Island, Ketchikan has a whopping 3 miles of access road.

The Mayor of Ketchikan, Bob Weinstein, called the road a waste of money that could have been used to fix the city's roads and sidewalks. The Peach suspects that ole Bob may be lining himself up for a future VP run.